尼尔闹先生与怒了馕女士 (Mr. Nil Null and Miss. Nul None)

• 尼尔闹先生与怒了馕女士

Sometimes you just need a few fake names to fill in the blanks. When that happens, you can use this "virtual couple"

1. Mr. Nil Null 尼尔闹先生
2. Miss. Nul None 怒了馕女士

Nil Null <nil@null.org>
Nul None <nul@none.org>

You really need to understand Chinese wordplay to appreciate just how brilliant this is!